I was just sitting here watching Bob Ross for the first time. Do you know who he is? I'm sure you do, because I'm typically the last person on earth to hear things. Anyway, since we got rid of cable, channel 39 has literally become my favorite. I hated it when I was younger, but now it pretty much rocks. They have a creative channel and this Bob Ross guy was on it. He was a painter and taught people how to paint. I'll stop now because I'm assuming you all know who he is.
While I was watching Bob Ross paint our new neighbor started doing some weird stuff. We don't have any curtains on our massive front window, so I see everything that happens out front. Anyway, I see the neighbor on his mower, and my first thought was "this guy just mowed on Sunday". Our neighbors don't have lives and honestly mow all the time. The guy two houses the other direction mows every. single. day. I'm not kidding you. Every day. I don't know why, but he does. I didn't believe it at first, so I made a point of being a psycho neighbor and watching him, he really does it every day. So I didn't think it was too weird that I knew the last time our neighbor mowed until I just said it here. Anyway I couldn't figure out what he was doing because he just mowed and it's a little atypical for him to do it so close together. He's a weeker, as in usually every weekend or so. So I was trying to figure out what the guy is doing, when he comes over into our yard. So then my thought is "What is the deal, did Josh miss a spot or something?" then "awesome, this guy is going to mow our yard", then "dang, where's he going?".
The guy drove his mower to the gas station.
I swear. I can't make this stuff up.
This is our neighbor through our massive window. This is when he was on his trip back.
Like I said, I have too much time on my hands.
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