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Tuesday, January 19, 2010


I haven't posted any of these in a while. I'm overdue.

"Today, my brother told me, in order to reduce the stress of finals, his dorm is bringing in puppies for residents to play with. Never have I wanted to transfer so bad. MLIA."

"Today, my friend left his cell-phone at my house. When I saw it, I picked up my cell-phone and texted him that he had left it here. I didn't realize what I'd done until 20 minutes late. I think I need to get more sleep. MLIA"

"Today I read a sign the bathroom that said, "DO NOT overstuff the toilet with paper. If you do the toilet will not flush, then in could overflow and cover you with unspeakable filth. Your friends will shun you, bars wont serve to you, not even the sleazy ones, men in haz-mat suits and evil grins will chase you down the street, your dog will ignore you, old ladies will try to stuff you into oversized washers, you'll be recruited by the the young republicans...Is this the way you want to live?" Needless to say who didnt overstuff. MLIA"

"Today I found out that my mom hacks my facebook daily. The reason? To send items to herself for a facebook game. MLIA "

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