MLIA

My favorites from today. If you missed my previous post, you can pick out your own favorites right here.
Today, I got a call from my high school saying I didn't go to school today. I graduated last year and I'm and only child. But its nice to know my school still cares. MLIA

Today, I learned that when I was six, the neighbor boy I liked, crawled through a hole under the fence between our houses and proposed to me with a stuffed lion named Aslan and two Hershey Kisses. I accepted happily and got his dad to marry us by my swingset. Instead of kissing, we ended the ceremony by doing a very elaborate high-five, which included a somersault off a swing and a behind-the-back fist bump. I was an awesome little kid. MLIA

Side note: when I was four or five, I always got in trouble for giving Christopher, the boy my mom babysat a bloody nose for playing on my swing set.

Today, my dad bought a new microfiber tablecloth that repels water. We spent all dinner "accidentally" knocking over our water glasses so we could watch it in action. MLIA

A few nights ago, I was playing around with the speech command setting on my MacBook. I set the "Alert Option" to warn me right before it went into sleep mode. I decided to set the voice for "Whisper" and for it to say "Hey Baby" before going over the shut down procedure. Last night, while I was out on a walk with my friend, my roommate texted me to say that she almost pooped her pants and punched my computer when it started hitting on her. MLIA

Today, I found out there's a professor at my college with the same first and last name as me. Because the school email addresses for all students and staff are under our full names, I've been getting email from kids calling me "professor." I'm going to have so much fun with this. MLIA.

A little while ago, my friend translated "liar, liar, pants on fire" into French and then back into English. The result was "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted." Today, while standing in line at the check out, a woman tried to convince the cashier that she didn't owe $5.67 but only $4.89. I calculated quickly in my head and immediately blurted out "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted!" Best part: The woman screamed and looked. The cashier was crying from laughter. So was the cop standing behind me. MLIA

Today, I was looking up phobias on google. I typed in "I fear one..." and it guessed "I fear one day I'll meet God he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say". I don't know what I would say either. MLIA.

Today, I found out my aunt is pregnant with quadruplets. She's letting my uncle pick the names. If they're boys he decided on Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, and Donatello. My uncle is awesome. I hope they are all boys. MLIA

Today, I was looking at wi-fi's to see if I could get a connection. I saw one named 'Your mom', it required a password so I typed in 'thatswhatshesaid'. Guess who got connected? MLIA

Yessterday I went downstairs to find my brother still playing WoW after about 6 hours. I asked him if he had a life and he looked me straight in the face and said,"I have unlimited lives." Touche, brother. MLIA

My dad used to do things like this to me all the time, he would call my phone instead of coming in my room to wake me up:
Today, I was downstairs in my basement and my dad told me that my phone had gone off. I went all the way upstairs to my bed to find it was a text from my dad saying, 'Make your bed, and you may as well since you're standing above it right now'. Very creative Dad, very creative. MLIA