Dr. Brown's Nipples?

I was on YouTube watching a video on how to cut a mango and I thought to myself "Am I seriously watching this, and taking notes?"

It was then that I thought to myself that I have gone far beyond the limit of what I ever thought I would do.

For example:

• I once Googled "Dr. Brown's Nipples". I can tell you, it's safe to do, just make sure you don't click the images.
• I don't gag that much when I get poop on my hands.
• I got spit up on the other day, wiped it off, and forgot to change. Then we went to the store. When I realized what had happened, I kind of went, "oh well" and went on. Still without changing.
• I sing made up songs as loud as I can.
• Sometimes I cry when my baby cries. Alright, often.
• I participate in Sesame Street.
• I stand in front of the pacifiers in the store and actually compare, instead of my typical grabbing the first thing I see.  
• I talk like a baby. This was something we always said we wouldn't do. I just can't help it.
• I talk about poop consistency. While eating.
• I care about poop consistency.
• I have opinions on formula and baby food.
• I have motherly instincts, and with Isaiah, I'm usually right.
• I know what the terms nap training, CIO, and EBF mean.(If you don't, I'll tell you. Equal education for all, yo.)

Please don't get the impression that I used to be an interesting person. We had friends over once and we got out a kitchen timer so that we could all check our pulses. I wish that were a joke. We know how to party.

How has motherhood changed you? OR how do you think you will change when you become a mom? (I still pray for all of my IF friends).