Dear Walmart,
I'm writing to tell you that I was thinking about you today, and I realized that a lot of things have happened to me while I've been in your stores. I typically only shop at one of your particular locations, that location has been affectionately named ''The Dirty Walmart'' by those who live in this area. I don't think you're dirty, I think you're quirky.
I was in your yogurt section when I got the phone call that I got my job, I witnessed a fight over school supplies, and I saw my husband almost HULK SMASH a little guy at your service counter over five dollars. Unfortunately there is no link or photos for that one. It was traumatic.
A few other reasons why I love you:
Your employees are fantastic at spelling.
You have a clearance basket.
You are a great place to look for hookers in training.
Your parking lot showcases the finest autos in the area.
And, your employees are fantastic at speling.
I really don't understand why do many people hate you. I think you're great.
Lots of love,
Angi
And yes, I did just write a letter to Walmart.
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