Ode To Walmart

Dear Walmart,

I'm writing to tell you that I was thinking about you today, and I realized that a lot of things have happened to me while I've been in your stores. I typically only shop at one of your particular locations, that location has been affectionately named ''The Dirty Walmart'' by those who live in this area. I don't think you're dirty, I think you're quirky.

I was in your yogurt section when I got the phone call that I got my job, I witnessed a fight over school supplies, and I saw my husband almost HULK SMASH a little guy at your service counter over five dollars. Unfortunately there is no link or photos for that one. It was traumatic.

A few other reasons why I love you: 

Your employees are fantastic at spelling.

 You have a clearance basket.

 You are a great place to look for hookers in training.

 Your parking lot showcases the finest autos in the area.

 And, your employees are fantastic at speling.

 I really don't understand why do many people hate you. I think you're great.

Lots of love,
Angi

And yes, I did just write a letter to Walmart.

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