Traffic Violation

My Megan got a new job working for our local government, which is awesome, because now we're both government workers, with a billionty days off a year. I'm not kidding, it doesn't get any better than that. Meg gets to work in the super fun world of misdemeanor crimes.

I told you that story, to tell you this story. We get these little flip top notebooks at work, and I gave my brothers some. Every once in a while my mom will get a ticket for various offenses she has invoked among the family members that live with her, such as not picking up laundry. However, she got this ticket the other day. She's going to have to see Meg about this.

It says: "Sman ran a stop lit and her nam is Pam"
What it means: "She/someone ran a stop light, and her name is Pam."

Busted.